One thing has become painfully clear in the 8 hours I spent fooling around in Total Warhammer 2 -- High Elves...are wankers. The world around them is going through a cataclysm; the Great Vortex, a nexus of arcane magic created to siphon off Chaos energies, is assaulted on all sides; Dark Elves, or Druchii, are... Continue Reading →
I made a little here review of 2014's Wolfenstein: The New Order. You can click here to go straight to YouTube, or check it out below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsicebn1a74&t=28s I had a lot of fun writing the script, editing the footage and audio; I even used Adobe After Effects for the first time, to make the fun... Continue Reading →
Before you decide how to play Dishonored 2, you have a choice to make: The carrot, or the stick? Will you choose to play as a deadly assassin, unnoticed and quick with his blade, or a merciful ghost that always moves in the shadows, unseen by any? Perhaps you'd like, rather, to strut into a room, take... Continue Reading →
Minor Spoilers ahead! The original Life is Strange was my favorite game for 2015, a year that was decisively NOT lacking in strong titles. Novice time-traveler Max and her best friend Chloe's story touched me in a way few games had before and few games have since. It was a narrative rich with humor, feelings, personal... Continue Reading →
"Here's to dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women!!!" -Gimli This quote has informed my entire way of thinking when it comes to dwarves. Its merits are obvious, and its conclusions--grand. The dwarves in Creative Assembly's Warhammer game don't go heavy enough on the "swimming with lady-dwarfs" bit, but they do quite nicely in other... Continue Reading →
Have you ever dreamt of being the head cultist and spiritual leader of a small post-apocalyptic village, working to awaken your great patron-god, Chernobog? Was your dream colored in Lovecraftian greens? Did it look something like that? No? You've no clue what I'm talking about? Well, I can't say I blame you. This is the... Continue Reading →
