New body, new set of rules! Let’s start off with movement. Nope, moving on four legs isn’t as easy as it looks. Why am I going to that hole? Wha—No, stop it! LEGS! LEEEEE— New management. I was a freelance lich in my last incarnation, but this time around…demon lords are all the buzz!... Continue Reading →
Top Ten Things I would NOT do if I were a lich
Regret my past life as a miserly old wizard. Screw that guy, he dead! No time will be spent in moral considerations, akin to (but not excluded to): “Is necromancy evil? Is angering the gods of death wise, in any world, including this one? How can my apprentices possibly be this useless, even as reanimated... Continue Reading →
Top Ten Things I would do if I were a lich!
I would get me a nice little ice cave, with loads of stalagmites, stalactites and the skulls of my long-dead apprentices and army comrades. I would begin raising my apprentices from the dead. They were an incompetent bunch in life—doesn’t mean that they have to remain useless in death. I would discover that death really... Continue Reading →
Top Ten Things I would NOT do if I were a wizened old wizard
I would NOT mean to harm anyone with my illusion spells…It would just sort of happen. No one’s to blame, really. I would NOT cross bridges if I had the choice. These things are dangerous – shoddy masonry, demonic infestations, not to mention the rotting wood…I just don’t trust any of it. I would NOT... Continue Reading →
Top Ten Things I would NOT do if I were a middle-aged Villager in a High Fantasy setting
1. I would NOT tolerate the cruel and petty nobility (if that’s what they are), and would instead take arms against the vile scum! Viva la revolución! (That’s peasant for ‘kill the lords of the land!’) 2. I would NOT be disheartened by the supposed villainy of my lord ruler, if he has shown himself... Continue Reading →
Top Ten Things I would do if I were an Evil Fantasy Overlord
1. I would make myself a trinket, nice and pretty. Nothing too flashy, nothing that draws attention. 2. I would make sure that my soldiers have all the reasons to remain loyal. To that purpose, I will pay them well, and make sure that they are happy. If that requires slaughtering a countryside filled with... Continue Reading →
The Grimoire Reliquary 