Journal Entry The First Let it be writ: Today, an oaf of a man, a woodcutter through and through, passed by my cabin. "Where go you, axeman?" I said. "A good day to you, villain!" he said, scratching his beard. "I am on my way to cut a little girl and her granny out of... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain #16: Musings
Diary Entry #220 Catch up to what's happening with the Unintentionally Helpful Villain by checking out The Unintentionally Helpful Villain #15! Sven, mine Prime Librarian, is a self-made man! I know that to be true, for I saw him rise from the dirt and mud and turn most humanoid. How he hath accomplished such a... Continue Reading →
Unintentionally Helpful Villain #15: Saved by the Librarian
Diary Entry #215 Ah, my sweet perdition has ended! And to think that I have one of my very own Librarians to thank for it! A nice enough lad, and bright, too--to save me from the throng of half-catatonic Inquisitors--while I'm slowly roasted upon a pyre, no less! I have named this Librarian the Head... Continue Reading →
(Top) Ten Things I would do if I were a Sentient Sword in a Fantasy Setting
Another Monday, another Top Ten List! I've been reading and thinking about magical weapons, sentient swords, talking scythes and so decided to do another one of my favourite little lists! If I get an arsehole of a wielder, I'm going to pretend that I'm just your normal, every-day magical sword. No sign of sentience from... Continue Reading →
Unintentionally Helpful Villain #14: Karogar, Cursed Be Its Name
Read the previous entry here. Read the first entry in the series here. Diary Entry #200 Ah, Karogar. The birthplace of mine own greatest failure. It's a filthy place, filled with pampered humans, haughty elves and bored, rich dwarves. Artists! Each one will tell you that's what they are, and they'll smile and look at... Continue Reading →
The Grimoire Reliquary 