Read the previous Volume here. Diary Entry #0160 I am told that I have entered the first of many identical free human kingdoms. This one shares a border with mine lands. That is what makes it special. Bah, humans are strange folk. So glad am I that I no longer fill their ranks that I could incinerate a... Continue Reading →
Top Ten Things I would do if I were a Dazzlingly Hot Prince in a Fantasy Realm!
Look at my reflection on every possible orifice in my luxurious manor or castle - mirror, guard armor, pond - you name it, if it reflects my face, I will stare at it for hours! Save any and every helpless princess I can find *authorly groan*, marry her and consecutively order her assassination. I am... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 07 – The Importance of Communication
Diary Entry #0150 Five days I have been on the road with a band of mine cohorts. Good servants, my companions -- many of them come from those Libraries whence I put them, to study arcane arts and divination during those most foul attacks of the Council of Darkness. They have proven useful with their... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 06 – Patronage
Diary Entry #0142 Over two weeks have come to pass since the Council of Darkness spun tail and ran off to the South. While I commanded a few efretti -- fire demons, native to the far-off lands of Bazrah -- to snap at the enemy's heels, 'tis not my intent to defeat the Council as... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 05: Stoned Enemies!
Diary Entry #0120 The gates are breached! Nightmares and monstrosities assail the very heart of my realm! Goblins and orcs and undead have long since desiccated and turned to ash and dust under my protective aura; alas, the front line of the Council of Darkness refuses to break under my fierce defense. Gigantic mole-like creatures have crept from... Continue Reading →
Sunday Flirt Vol. 05
Sundays are for sending your mum off to Rome to do her thing - which may or may not include the dominion of all life. They're for waking up terribly early, because there's a catholic church over the street, and bloody Catholics are singing 'Ave Maria'. Sundays are for lazily studying six units of Management... Continue Reading →
Ten Things I’d do if I were a royal squire
There's a few things a near-bankrupt nobleman hates more than a fourth son. I'm that son. Guess who got the boot, with only twenty pieces of silver and a letter to the royals' far-off court. That's right, this here lad. On the road, I -- displaying the uncanny luck of the Roche family -- get... Continue Reading →
Sunday Flirt Vol. 04
Another Sunday passes as the hour of exam judgement falls ever nearer. On that note...Sundays are for avoiding responsibility! Avoiding responsibility and flirting with fantasy characters! And here's this week of fun fantasy pick-up lines'n'banter. "You're complicated AND extremely thick, aren't you?" *This works best for books, but also for...* "Honey, don't say that...This spell... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 04 – Here Comes the Sun
Diary Entry #0110 Ten days of warring within thine splendid walls of blackness, my capital, my glorious Fulcrum. Blood - demonic and human and other, besides - clogs tiles of soulstone. Even more than is normal, in fact! Mine annoyance knows no bounds. If only I could find the body of my esteemed generals...they would... Continue Reading →
Sunday Flirt, Vol. 03
Sundays are for...wandering through an abandoned metro and shooting at Nazis and Reds; They are for solving thirty-fifty corporate finance problems; Sundays are also great for stuffing yourself full of pizza. When in Italy... and you might as well watch the season finale of American Gods while you do that. Gods, I'll miss that show.... Continue Reading →
The Grimoire Reliquary 