Hiya, everyone! Got a new book video for you all--it's another funny short, and I hope you enjoy the hell out of it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLnx18leJZA
Do Yourself a Favour: Watch Jojo Rabbit
https://www.capitolgbg.se/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jojorabbit-capitol-g%C3%B6teborg-mellan.jpg It's not everyday I come across a movie as special as this one. Jojo Rabbit made me cry with laughter and with sadness and it conquered my heart. This is the best Waititi picture yet - and it's got stiff competition in the face of that Mandalorian episode! Jokes aside, Jojo packs a hell... Continue Reading →
Book Recommendation: So, Anyway. . .
Autobiographies haven't always agreed with me. Granted, I have attempted to read a very limited number of books in this particular genre, and have finished considerably less than I've started. So, why...So, Anyway...? I'll share a secret with you -- I really am quite fond of John Cleese. He's a brilliant comedian, a part of... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain #16: Musings
Diary Entry #220 Catch up to what's happening with the Unintentionally Helpful Villain by checking out The Unintentionally Helpful Villain #15! Sven, mine Prime Librarian, is a self-made man! I know that to be true, for I saw him rise from the dirt and mud and turn most humanoid. How he hath accomplished such a... Continue Reading →
(Top) Ten Things I would do if I were a Sentient Sword in a Fantasy Setting
Another Monday, another Top Ten List! I've been reading and thinking about magical weapons, sentient swords, talking scythes and so decided to do another one of my favourite little lists! If I get an arsehole of a wielder, I'm going to pretend that I'm just your normal, every-day magical sword. No sign of sentience from... Continue Reading →
Unintentionally Helpful Villain #14: Karogar, Cursed Be Its Name
Read the previous entry here. Read the first entry in the series here. Diary Entry #200 Ah, Karogar. The birthplace of mine own greatest failure. It's a filthy place, filled with pampered humans, haughty elves and bored, rich dwarves. Artists! Each one will tell you that's what they are, and they'll smile and look at... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Volume 11: Woodland Animus
Continued from here. Diary Entry #0180 Four days it took me. Four days, to learn of mine wife's mysterious ways; or need I say her body's? 'Tis a treacherous thing, this vessel; and much more besides. Now at least, I have learnt a most incongruous skill to transform mine body into that of a worm's. If... Continue Reading →
Sunday ComiX – The Uncanny X-Villains: Difficult to Kill Edition
Sundays are for...taking the reins of the Dwarven faction in Warhammer: Total War, and breaking Orkish skulls with...well, warhammers. Obviously. Sundays are also for discussing the sinister, the apocalyptic, the downright vile villains of the X-Men comic books! Now that I've used my three-pun limit for the day, we can dispense with the pleasantries and get down... Continue Reading →
Ten Things I would do if I were a Cave Troll!
Grumbrum live in cave. Cave pretty. Sparkle much. Really pretty! Little men come in cave! They poke Grumbrum with tiny hammers. Legs hurt. Stupid little men--dwarves. Dwarf soup delicious. Grumbrum happy. Long time come since Grumbrum have soup. Grumbrum hungry. He go out of cave. He miss cave! Little men throw wooden sticks at Grumbrum.... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 09 – Volunteers
Diary Entry #0170 Mine power sizzles and crackles with a terrible itch to be used. But I mustn't allow myself any distraction for the chase grows ever closer and more heated. Strange, this heat; unnatural, even. Almost does it remind me of...but no, it cannot be. Great challenges did we overcome since the foul princeling's... Continue Reading →
The Grimoire Reliquary 
