Diary Entry #0170 Mine power sizzles and crackles with a terrible itch to be used. But I mustn't allow myself any distraction for the chase grows ever closer and more heated. Strange, this heat; unnatural, even. Almost does it remind me of...but no, it cannot be. Great challenges did we overcome since the foul princeling's... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 07 – The Importance of Communication
Diary Entry #0150 Five days I have been on the road with a band of mine cohorts. Good servants, my companions -- many of them come from those Libraries whence I put them, to study arcane arts and divination during those most foul attacks of the Council of Darkness. They have proven useful with their... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 06 – Patronage
Diary Entry #0142 Over two weeks have come to pass since the Council of Darkness spun tail and ran off to the South. While I commanded a few efretti -- fire demons, native to the far-off lands of Bazrah -- to snap at the enemy's heels, 'tis not my intent to defeat the Council as... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 05: Stoned Enemies!
Diary Entry #0120 The gates are breached! Nightmares and monstrosities assail the very heart of my realm! Goblins and orcs and undead have long since desiccated and turned to ash and dust under my protective aura; alas, the front line of the Council of Darkness refuses to break under my fierce defense. Gigantic mole-like creatures have crept from... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 04 – Here Comes the Sun
Diary Entry #0110 Ten days of warring within thine splendid walls of blackness, my capital, my glorious Fulcrum. Blood - demonic and human and other, besides - clogs tiles of soulstone. Even more than is normal, in fact! Mine annoyance knows no bounds. If only I could find the body of my esteemed generals...they would... Continue Reading →
The Unintentionally Helpful Villain, Vol. 3 — Education
Diary Entry #0099 My capital is under siege. Seven Dark Lords and their armies are upon me and mine, and much malice is in their hearts. Even more malice is in their sharpened blades, but that seems secondary to me. The blades are almost as tiny as the corpses of my soldiers that they’re stuck... Continue Reading →