The Best Fantasy Real Estate: Mordor

Attention, curmudgeonly octogenarians! Are you looking for a good way to spend your golden years? Whether you adore beautiful views, crave fields of gold, or are itching for that wasteland full of rotting orc carcasses, we at the Reliquary Tourist Agency have the best locales for you! Sit back, rest your weary bones–what’s left of them–and take a look at this Very Real Real Estate Brochure™!

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