Sundays are for gaming, long days at the beach, longer lunches with the family, and bloody torturous monologues! They’re also the perfect time for pick-up lines. Not any pick-up lines, but fantasy ones; and not good ones, either. No, those are bad pick-up lines. Horrible, horrid old things…
Enjoy five of them at a time, this Sunday and every Sunday, possibly until the end of time!
- “Is that a portal to hell you’re opening, or are you just happy to see me?”
- “That’s one hell of a basilisk you’re packing.”
- “Honey, you’re as pretty as the full moon, and that’s probably why I’m feeling my transformation coming on!”
- “Would you like to see my pillar of creation?”
- “The blood on your axe will never go away like that…you need a woman’s touch for that…”